Mar 202017
 
Rubber Chicken A woman arrives at the and meets Saint Peter. She says, “I was supposed to look up my husband when I got here.”

Saint Peter asks, “What’s his name?”

She answers, “Smith.”

Saint Peter replies, “I’ve got hundreds of thousands of Smiths here, could you narrow it down a little?”

She responds, “His name is John Smith.”

Saint Peter says, “I got thousands of John Smiths here, could you narrow it down a little?”

She answers, “He’s got red hair.”

Saint Peter replies, “I have hundreds of red haired John Smiths here, could you narrow it down a little?”

She responds, “Well, he told me to always remain faithful to his memory, or else he’d roll over in his grave!”

Saint Peter says, “Oh, you mean Pinwheel Smith!”