Joke Of The Day: Remarried With Children

Rubber Chicken A woman marries a man and has 10 children.

The man dies, so the woman remarried and has 10 more children.

The next man dies so the woman remarried again and has ten more children.

That man dies so the woman remarried and has 10 more children.

The husband dies again and finally the woman dies as well.

At the funeral, the priest mutters, “Good god! They’re finally together!”

A man at the funeral asks another man on his left, “Which husband do you think he means? The first, second, or third?”

The man on his left says, “I think he means her legs…”