Joke Of The Day: The Lost Bible

Rubber Chicken One day a devout preacher lost his favorite Bible while he was at a spiritual retreat in the mountains. He was devastated, and began to lose his faith. Three weeks later, a dog walked up to him after church service, carrying the Bible in its mouth. The preacher couldn’t believe his eyes.

He took the precious book out of the dog’s mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, “It’s a miracle!”

“Not really,” said the dog. “Your name is written inside the cover.”