White House Spokesman Says China Hacked Election

Which is it? China or Russia?

White House spokesman Josh Earnest said during his daily briefing Monday that “China” hacked the election.

They can’t keep their story straight anymore.

“What I’ve tried to do is present object facts and I think the objective fact that’s relevant here is the intelligence community, a month before the election, came forward and presented a unanimous view, a high-confidence assessment, that China was engaged in malicious cyber activity to destabilize our political system,” Earnest said.

“You said China,” a reporter responded, “You meant…”

“I’m sorry, I meant Russia,” Earnest said, trying to hide a smirk. “Flipping back and forth between topics — tricky.”

“What a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive.”