Signs Of The Times

caution-this-sign-has-sharp-edges-Final-800pxThese are supposedly actual signs. You be the judge. Whether or not they are real, they sure are funny!

In the front yard of a funeral home,
‘Drive carefully, we’ll wait.’

On an electrician’s truck,
‘Let us remove your shorts.’

Outside a radiator repair shop,
‘Best place in town to take a leak.’

In a nonsmoking area,
‘If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.’

On a maternity room door,
‘Push, Push, Push.’

On a front door,
‘Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog.’

At an optometrist’s office,
‘If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.’

On a taxidermist’s window,
‘We really know our stuff.’

On a butcher’s window,
‘Let me meat your needs.’

On a fence,
‘Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.’

At a car dealership,
‘The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.’

Outside a muffler shop,
‘No appointment necessary. We’ll hear you coming.’

In a dry cleaner’s emporium,
‘Drop your pants here.’

On a desk in a reception room,
‘We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.’

In a veterinarian’s waiting room,
‘Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!’

In a Beauty Shop,
‘Dye now!’

In a restaurant window,
‘Don’t stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.’

Inside a bowling alley,
‘Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.’

In a cafeteria,
‘Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.’