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After a long winter, a mountain lion, a wolf and a fox get together and each tells how they spent the winter.
The mountain lion says, “I spent my winter in a pigpen, and each day I ate a pig. The owner counted the pigs, saw that some were missing, and set a trap from which I barely escaped.” The wolf says, “I spent my winter in a hen house. Each day I ate two hens. The owner counted the hens, brought out his shotgun, and I almost got shot.” The fox says, “I spent my winter at a construction site where there were lots of Mexicans. Nobody counts those bastards.”
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