This takes courage for me to go public and correct the bad reviews I have been receiving from some of you stupid people for many years that are very envious of Bill and my success in the world. Our faithful supporters, believers, donors, welfare receivers, and low life people that wants to use our connections to gain access to power to benefit your personal wealth and or egos.
No it is not true that we stole furniture, china, artwork from the White House, we simply had intended to borrow it and return it as we had no place to go to at the moment as we were dead broke upon exiting the White House. We almost got away with it, but some low paying employee got “PO” and reported it to the world, so we returned all of it.
No Bill did not get impeached by the House of Representatives and he did not lose his law license for lying to the Grand Jury. Where does the lying media find this total BS????
Quite frankly I do not recall almost being indicted for Lying and Obstruction of Justice by the Feds. I never, never said I DO NOT RECALL, DO NOT REMEMBER WHILE UNDER OATH APPROXIMATELY 60 TIMES UNDER OATH. Damn Attorneys in Justice Department just wanted build their resumes’ abusing our integrity and ethics.
In this week’s debate I was smarter than Donald Trump, I came prepared to win regardless of the lies I had to tell, I wore an illegal ear piece in my ear and my hair covered it up. The internet media broke the story and as usual we will LIE AND DENY THE TRUTH because we are the Clinton’s and we make our own rules and laws. Trump scared hell out of me when he touched my back and failed to feel all the wires and box taped to me. Thank God for the joint I smoked to calmed me down.
Dear People, rest assured that me, Hillary Clinton is owed the job as President of this Country. I promise you that I will help you scum Middle Class People and continue to support you useless, lazy, stupid people drawing free government money for sitting on your butts, just keep believing my lies and vote for me. After I rape all of you for $1 Billion Dollars I will them take care of you big time, should the country not be bankrupt at the time.
I thank the FBI Director for his believing in me and the rich donors that want to buy access to Bill and I through our Charitable, Crooked, Corrupt Clinton Foundation. A special thanks to our Narrator at the debate and not wishing to cause him more problems by mentioning his name, your will be appointed as “Pope” to the Vatican representing our America for your honesty, concern and ethics in helping me win.
America, I now know you will have a better understanding of me and will not believe anything that still may be said about my Lies, Ethics, Family, and Corruption. Remember I am a helluva lot richer than you and I make the laws, standards that we the Clinton Family live by. I own the Media, FBI, and you will not do anything about it or you could accidentally be involved in your Sucicide or Death.
Love and Kisses, Hillary