Joke Of The Day: How’s About 5 Dollars?

Rubber Chicken Bill Clinton likes to go for a walk every Saturday evening. One evening, he passed by an alley, and a prostitute yelled at him, “Fifty dollars will buy you a good time!”

He responded by saying “How’s about 5 dollars?”, jokingly, and kept walking.

This same thing kept happening every Saturday for a couple of weeks; every time Bill passed the prostitute, she would offer him her services for fifty dollars, and he would decline and say he’d only pay five. One evening, however, Hillary asked if she could come along on the walk with him, and Bill reluctantly agreed, nervous about what Hillary would say if the prostitute yelled at him again. They went on the walk, and when they passed the alley, to Bill’s surprise, the prostitute was silent, and they continued on their walk. As they were about to round the corner, however, they heard the prostitute’s voice from behind them,

“So that’s what five dollars gets you, huh?”

 

 

 

Crooked Hillary And The Democrats Try To Hide Debates During NFL Games

Crooked Hillary
Crooked Hillary

Trump Calls Them Out!

From Gateway Pundit:

In September 2015 Democrat activists protested outside the DNC for more candidate debates.
This was after DNC announced there would be only six primary debates and they would be held on weekends when viewership would be low. They did this to protect the party’s candidate Hillary Clinton.

Adding insult to injury the Democrat Party even roped off the protesters.


The party was protecting their candidate.

Now this…
The Democrat Party offered to debate Donald Trump this fall – but only on nights when there are major NFL games. The Hillary camp is afraid Donald Trump will destroy their candidate in front of millions of Americans.

Donald Trump called them out yesterday.
No dice, Hillary.

 

The Battling Boys Of Benghazi

A short poem you won’t forget.

Do you recall Obama referring to the Benghazi incident as “a bump in the road?”

Today, I heard an ex-Navy Seal being interviewed on Fox News regarding a book he has written about how to handle crisis situations in our lives .

At the end of the interview he asked if he could make a comment on Benghazi, and of course the anchor said “yes.”

He then thanked Fox News for keeping the Benghazi story in the news, since other news organizations are not.

He said the Seals who died deserve the public knowing the truth about the whole affair.

The poem was written by an anonymous Marine Corps officer:

“THE BATTLING BOYS OF BENGHAZI”

We’re the battling boys of Benghazi,

No fame, no glory, no paparazzi.

Just a fiery death in a blazing hell,

Defending our country we loved so well.

It wasn’t our job, but we answered the call,

fought to the Consulate and scaled the wall.

We pulled twenty countrymen from the jaws of fate

Led them to safety and stood at the gate.

Just the two of us and foes by the score,

But we stood fast to bar the door.

Three calls for reinforcement, but all were denied,

So we fought and we fought and we fought

’til we died.

We gave our all for our Uncle Sam,

But Barack and Hillary didn’t give a damn.

Just two dead Seals who carried the load

No thanks to us…we were just

“Bumps In The Road”.

So, will this reach every American with a computer? Or do we act like the press and give a pass to the people who literally sat there in the White House and watched the Seals’ execution on live streaming video and did absolutely nothing?

The Obama Administration obviously won’t be held accountable because they apparently accept Hilary Clinton’s assessment, “What difference does it make?”

And she wants to be the next President?

Pray she is not!”

The Battling Boys Of Benghazi

 

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