Joke Of The Day: Communism, Socialism And Capitalism

Rubber Chicken A Communist, Socialist and Capitalist all agree to meet at a cafe.

The Communist and the Capitalist arrive on time but the Socialist is late.

An hour later, the Socialist rushes in.

‘Sorry I’m late guys’ he said, ‘I had to wait in line for a sausage’.

‘What’s a line?’ asked the Capitalist.

‘What’s a sausage?’ asked the Communist.