My Wife Knows Everything vs. The Wife Doesn’t Know

A classic video of a New Jersey racetrack announcer’s call as two horses with opposing names battled it in the final furlong.

Enjoy!




Larry Collmus is a horse racing announcer at Monmouth Park in Oceanport, New Jersey. In 2010, he provided a running commentary to a race that included horses named Mywifeknowsevrything and Thewifedoesntknow. The result was a denial-filled marital argument in the form of a horse race.

The Telegraph (auto-start video) informs us that Mywifeknowsevrything was trained by a woman and Thewifedoesntknow was trained by a man.

My advice: just apologize anyway and bet on another horse.

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