How To Of The Day: How To Catch Worms

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Feb 292016
 

How To Catch Worms - worm grunting

Calling All Worms! This surprisingly simple technique will unearth some surprising results! Find an area of loose, slightly moist soil (the dirt under a log or landscape timber works well) and push a 12 to 18 inch-long stick two to three inches into the ground. Vigorously rub another stick from side to side against it for about 2 minutes and watch as any worms in the vicinity wriggle to the surface. Try several areas in the yard to see which ones are the hottest worm hangouts.

 

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The Wine Workout

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Feb 292016
 

Quit your wine-ing and work out. You don’t have any excuses now.

Enjoy!

We’re often told that a glass of red wine is good for our health, but a vino-loving fitness coach has given a whole new meaning to the claim.

More than 25 million people have viewed April Storey’s unique exercise technique on Facebook, in which she uses bottles of wine for bicep curls and rewards lunges and press-ups with a cheeky sip.

With the 90s Vengaboys hit Up And Down playing, April – thought to be from the US – can first be seen performing shoulder exercises grasping a bottle of red in each hand – and wearing a T-shirt bearing the slogan ‘Will Run for Wine’.

She can then be seen completing press-ups with her head above a glass of wine with a straw in and, as she lowers herself towards the floor with her arms, she takes a swig of the drink.

Mother-of-one April, who has documented her dramatic weight loss journey on her Instagram page, is then seen using the bottles as weights for bicep curls.

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Random Riddle: 2-29-2016

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Feb 292016
 
I may run rings around you
Or escape your clutching grip
Or leave a treacherous trail
That gives a sudden slip.
(If you’re not careful!)

You always end up winning,
While I shrink with each new meet:
Our bouts will be my ruin,
But you’ll come out smelling sweet.

What am I?

 

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Joke Of The Day: New Supermarket

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Feb 292016
 
Rubber Chicken A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.

I don’t buy toilet paper there any more.

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Slow Down

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Feb 282016
 
Rubber Chicken A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day. So one day he called the sheriff’s office and said, “You’ve got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens.”

“What do you want me to do?” asked the sheriff.

“I don’t care, just do something about those speeding drivers!”

So the next day he had the county go out and put up a sign that said:

SLOW: SCHOOL CROSSING

Three days later the farmer called the sheriff and said, “You’ve got to do something about these drivers. The ‘school crossing’ sign seems to make them go faster!” So, again, the sheriff sends out the county and they put up a new sign:

SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY

And that really sped them up. So the farmer called the sheriff again and said, “Your signs are doing no good. Is it all right for me to put up my own sign?”

The exasperated sheriff was happy to get rid of him: “Sure thing, put up your own sign.” And indeed, the sheriff got no more calls from the farmer.

Three weeks later, the sheriff drove out to the farmer’s house to see how the farmer had solved the problem. He couldn’t miss the farmer’s sign. It was a whole sheet of plywood. And written in large letters were the bold words:

SLOW: NUDIST RESORT