Joke Of The Day: Sisters Of St. Francis

Rubber Chicken A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye… It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES

He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought. Soon he sees another sign which reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES

Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, ‘What may we do for you! my son?’

He answers, ‘I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business….

‘Very well my son. Please follow me.’ He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, ‘Please knock on this door.’

He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door. This nun instructs, ‘Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.’ He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him.

The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:

GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

 

 

United States Marine Corps – Winter Survival Course Handbook

United States Marine Corps – Winter Survival Course Handbook

Knowing how to survive is a hard task on a nice sunny day, imagine if it were the middle of winter or you were in a place where the nights get below freezing… Knowing skills that are taught to the marines could give you the edge and get you through the freezing night or cold weather.

Obviously training and doing the things in this manual will get you the skills needed to survive but at the very minimum you should have this downloaded and on a device where you can get to it.

With electronics I know an EMP will take them out but in realistic terms they are pretty unlikely. So I would suggest having a solar charger to charge your device so you can have this valuable information to hand anytime you need it. Thats why I download all of my PDF’s, books etc to my phone. Get the United States Marine Corps – Winter Survival Course Handbook free….

United States Marine Corps – Winter Survival Course Handbook

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American History: A Map Of American Slavery

A Map of American Slavery

A Map of American Slavery

One of the most important maps of the Civil War was also one of the most visually striking: the United States Coast Survey’s map of the slaveholding states, which clearly illustrates the varying concentrations of slaves across the South. Abraham Lincoln loved the map and consulted it often; it even appears in a famous 1864 painting of the president and his cabinet.

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PDF of the Map

 

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