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Q: How many big-city employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It takes at least nine: One to do a time management study. One to do an environmental impact study. One to do an occupational safety study. One to do a cost effectiveness study. One to make sure that all state, local and federal regulations are being met. One to fill out the paperwork in triplicate. One to send out a press release. One to reassure the public that everything possible is being done to restore the light. And one to screw the light bulb into a water faucet. |
