Joke Of The Day: Paint My Porch

Rubber Chicken An Irish man knocks on the door of an old lady, he says he’s broke and looking for work.

The old lady says “Sure, I’ll pay you to paint my porch.” So she gives the Irish man some paint and he leaves.

One hour later the man comes back, “Are you already done?” the lady asked, “Aye.” said the Irish man, “But it’s not a porch it’s a Mazda.”