Joke Of The Day: Too Many

Rubber Chicken An American man, a Chinese man, and a Mexican man are on a plane.

The plane is going to crash unless they lose some excess weight.

The Mexican man throws beans off the plane, he says, “In my country, we have too many beans.”

Next, the Chinese man throws rice off the plane, he says, “In my country, we have too much rice.”

Next, the American man throws the Mexican man off the plane, he says, “That bastard slept with my wife.”