If Jesus were alive on earth today, He would be in trouble with:
The FDA for turning water into wine without a license,
The EPA for killing fig trees,
The AMA for practicing medicine without a license,
The Dept. of Health for asking people to open graves, for raising the dead and for feeding 5,000 people in the wilderness,
The NEA for teaching without a certificate,
OSHA for walking on water without a life-jacket and for flying without an airplane,
The SPCA for driving hogs into the sea, and
The National Board of Psychiatrists for giving advice on how to live a guilt-free life.
