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A tough old fighter pilot finally regained consciousness. He found himself in agonizing pain in the base hospital’s ICU, with tubes up every orifice, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him.
He then remembered he’d been in a serious flying accident on Friday. The nurse gave him a serious, deep look straight into the eyes and he heard her slowly say, “You may not feel anything from the waist down.” Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, “Can I feel your boobs, then?” |
