Joke Of The Day: Gennaro

Rubber Chicken After months of saving, Italian Genaro purchases a $300 pair of Boccelli leather shoes. Every Friday night the Italian community in his city block holds a dance in the church basement. Gennaro seizes this opportunity to wear his new Boccelli leather shoes for the first time.

He asks Sophia to dance and as they dance he asks her, ‘Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?’

Startled, Sophia replies, ‘Yes, Gennaro, I do wear red panties tonight, But how do you know?’

Gennaro answers, ‘I see the reflection in my new $300 Boccelli leather shoes.’

Next he asks Rosa to dance, and after a few minutes he asks, ‘Rosa , do you wear white panties tonight?’

Rosa answers, ‘Yes, Gennaro, I do, But how do you know that?’

He replies, ‘I see the reflection in my new $300 Boccelli leather shoes.’

For the last dance Gennaro asks Carmela to dance. Midway through the dance his face turns red. He states, ‘Carmela, be stilla my heart, Please, please tell me you wear no panties tonight, Please, please, tella me this true!’

Carmela smiles coyly and answers, ‘Yes Gennaro, I wear no panties tonight.’

Gennaro gasps, ‘Thanka God… I thought I had a crack in my $300 Boccelli leather shoes!’