Joke Of The Day: In The Time Of The Prophet

Rubber Chicken A devout Salafist Muslim enters a cab in London.

He asked the cab driver to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching he must not listen to music because in the time of the prophet there was no Western style music or radios.

The cab driver turned off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door.

The Salafist asked him “What are you doing?”

The cabbie answered, “In the time of the prophet there were no taxis either, so piss off and wait for a camel.”