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A man is going to pick a girl up for a date, but before he goes his mom offers him his favorite baked beans. He couldn’t resist and ended up having 3 bowls.
He’s driving over to the girl’s house when he notices that his stomach is acting up on him. He ignores it and knocks on the door. The girl’s dad answers and tells him to wait on the couch next to the dog while the girl gets ready. The man is waiting when he suddenly gets the urge to fart. Since he really has to let it out, he figures he could just move a little closer to the dog, Duke, and blame it on him. Well he lets it rip and it was loud and disgusting. The father walks in and yells, “DUKE!”. The man’s plan worked, so he lets out another fart. “DUKE!” the father screams again. Now, the girl comes downstairs, so the man decides to let out one more fart to get him through the car ride, hoping the dog will take the blame once again. PPPPFFFFFFFTTTTT “DUKE!”, the father yells, “MOVE BEFORE HE SHITS ON YOU”. |
Every once in awhile we like to share a slice of life from the Goodstuff family. Last night Pinko (the commie dog) let rip a stinker. However, the rest of the family blame my ass. I had to explain that it could not be me that fouled the air.
More – http://goodstuffsworld.blogspot.com/2012/10/its-gas.html
ah, the classics….