Confucius Say: The Future

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Dec 312014
 
Confucius Look to the future because that’s where you’re going to spend the rest of your life.

 

 

Random Riddle: 12-31-2014

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Dec 312014
 
Never resting, never still.
Moving silently from hill to hill.
It does not walk, run or trot.
All is cool where it is not.

What is it?
 

Riddle

 

Joke Of The Day: The Tapeworm

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Dec 312014
 
Rubber Chicken Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.

He found out he had a tapeworm, and was instructed by the doctor to bring a muffin, a Twinkie and a cookie with him on his next visit.

When he was being examined the doctor shoved the muffin, the Twinkie, and finally the cookie up the guy’s a**.

The patient protested, but the doctor calmed him down, saying it was part of the therapy.

This treatment continued for several weeks and every time the doctor shoved a muffin, a Twinkie and a cookie up his a**.

Finally, after many visits, the Doctor instructed the patient to bring a muffin, a Twinkie and a mallet for the next visit.

The day arrived and this time the doctor shoved only the muffin and the Twinkie up the patient’s a**.

After a few minutes the tapeworm appeared out of his a**hole and demanded, “Where’s my cookie!?” WHAM!!!

 

 

Why Does Bacon Smell So Good?

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Dec 302014
 

What is it about cooking bacon that makes it smell so good?

Turns out there are about 150 volatile organic compounds that contribute to bacon’s meaty aroma, many of them hydrocarbons and aldehydes, with some nitrogen-containing compounds thrown in for good measure.

 

Why Does Bacon Smell So Good

 

How To Of The Day: How To Play The Hurdy Gurdy

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Dec 302014
 

Ballista Media created a video introduction to the the Hurdy Gurdy. The video explores the instrument’s complex history and offers a brief overview of how to play it.

Enjoy!

Demonstration of how to play the Hurdy Gurdy, a medieval musical instrument, by Wyndebagge, at an English Heritage Living History event at Kenilworth Castle.

 

How To Play The Hurdy Gurdy

 

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Random Riddle: 12-30-2014

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Dec 302014
 
They set forth to behold the night,
Surrounding the dark with their gorgeous sight.
A sailor’s guide, a child’s fears,
They’re lost to sight as daytime nears.
From Heaven, their tears descend,
Make a wish before darkness ends.
 
Riddle

 

Joke Of The Day: Frozen Windows

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Dec 302014
 
Rubber Chicken A wife texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: “Windows frozen.”

Her husband texts back: “Pour some lukewarm water over it.”

The wife texts back 5 minutes later: “Computer completely messed up now.”