Joke Of The Day: Middle East Assignment

Rubber Chicken A disappointed soft drink salesman returned from his Middle East assignment. His boss asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Arabs?”

The salesman explained, “When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very sure to make a good sales pitch as our product was virtually unknown there. I didn’t know to speak Arabic, so I planned to convey the message through three posters. My first poster was a man crawling through the hot desert sand, totally exhausted and panting. Second, the man is drinking our soft drink and third, our man is now totally refreshed. Then these posters were pasted all over the place”

“That should have worked,” said the boss.

The salesman replied, “Well, not only did I not speak Arabic, but I didn’t realize that Arabs read from right to left.”

 

 

French Inventor Develops Pills To Make Farts Smell Like Chocolate

French Inventor Develops Pills To Make Farts Smell Like Chocolate

French inventor Christian Poincheval has a new product just in time for Christmas, a pill that will make farts smell like chocolate! Poincheval has been working on his earth-shattering invention for eight years now.

According to Poincheval’s website, the idea for the pills apparently came from a dinner with friends during which nobody could stop farting.

“We were at table with friends and after a hearty meal, we almost suffocated as our farts were smelly,” Poincheval writes. “The winds were not very pleasant for our fellow diners. I had to do something.”

You can buy these pills for ten euros. There’s also a special powdered version for dog farts.

Christian Poincheval is a 65-year-old French inventor who has dedicated the past eight years of his life to making farts smell better.

He claims that his Lutin Malin — which translates to “crafty imp” — line of pills ease digestion and “perfume” farts into smelling like roses or violets. Poincheval claims that his newest creation, just in time for the holidays, makes farts smell like chocolate.

According to Poincheval’s website, the idea for the pills apparently came from a dinner with friends during which nobody could stop farting.

“We were at table with friends and after a hearty meal, we almost suffocated as our farts were smelly,” Poincheval writes. “The winds were not very pleasant for our fellow diners. I had to do something.”

That horrific dinner, in which a group of several adults seemingly farted uncontrollably in a public space, inspired Poincheval to fix flatulence forever. He claims the pills are made from organic ingredients like blueberries, fennel and seaweed and that he sells “several hundred a month.”

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How To Of The Day: How To Talk To Your Barber

Sick of getting terrible haircuts? This video from Art of Manliness helps learn the lingo for the perfect cut, every time.

Learn how to talk to your barber so you get the haircut you want. Thanks to Hudson Hawk Barbershop in Springfield, MO for their help on this video.

 

Getting the perfect haircut is surprisingly difficult, especially if you’re trying out a new barber. The Art of Manliness guides you through getting the perfect cut by simply knowing the right lingo.

If you don’t know the vocabulary, trying to tell the barber what you want is next to impossible. So, it’s good to know what to tell you barber what you want in the right order. The process here is pretty simple:

  1. Tell the barber the general style you want
  2. Tell them exactly how much you want taken off
  3. Tell them if you want a taper or not
  4. Tell them the type of neckline you want
  5. Tell them if you want texture
  6. Tell them how you want your arches
  7. Tell them how you want your sideburns

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How To Talk To Your Barber

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