Joke Of The Day: Thanksgiving

Q: Why do turkeys gobble?
A: Because they never learned table manners!

Q: What kind of key has legs and can’t open doors?
A: A Turkey!

Q: How can you send a turkey through the post office?
A: Bird class mail!

Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because the chicken got Thanksgiving off!

Q: Why did the band hire a turkey as a drummer?
A: Because he had the drumsticks!

Q: What sound does a space turkey make?
A: Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!

Q: How do you make gold soup?
A: Throw in fourteen carats!

Q: What’s a Pilgrim’s favorite kind of music?
A: Plymouth Rock!

Q: What do you call a 500-pound turkey?
A: Sir!

Q: How do little Pilgrims draw pictures?
A: With crayon-berries!

Q: Why don’t turkeys fly?
A: They can’t afford plane tickets!

Q: What’s the friendliest vegetable on Earth?
A: The sweet potato!

Q: What’s a turkey’s favorite type of doll?
A: Gobble-heads!