Joke Of The Day: Now That’s Drunk!

Rubber Chicken A night-patrol policeman noticed a drunk man trying to enter a house. He went up to the drunk guy and asked, “Is this your house?”

“Yesh!”, replied the inebriated man.

The night-patrol policeman asked, “Are you sure?”

“Yessh sirr”, replied the wasted man.”Can you help me open the door, I’ll prove it to you.”

They went in and the drunkard said, “You see that painting? Belongsh to me!! See that LED TV? Belongsh to me!!”

He then asked the policeman to follow him upstairs.He made his way up unsteadily. He opEned the door and declared, “See the bedd. Belongsh to me. That wooman shleeping on the bed – that’s my wife. You see that fellow shleeping next to her. That’s meee!”