Nov 302014
 

Senior citizens play the first-person shooter, Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare.

Enjoy!

The latest Call of Duty game, Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare, came out earlier this month and is one of the top games on Christmas lists this season. Nearly every kid has heard of and played Call of Duty, but that’s not usually the case with senior citizens. So the Fine Brothers decided to have a group of seniors play the new CoD to see what they think. Their reactions are priceless.

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Nov 302014
 

A few days ago I was at the auto parts store when an Obama Voter came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. No one had any clue what the part was, even the manager.

“Come on!” he said, exasperated. “Every car I’ve ever had has one! But mine fell off, and I need a new one.”

Finally, even though I wasn’t an auto parts professional, just another customer, I stepped in. “Would it help to look under my hood, and you can point out what it is you want?” I asked.

“Yes!” he exclaimed, and I led the guy to my car with a parade of parts guys, every last one of them, following right behind.

I opened the hood. “Is there a 710 on this car?” I asked. He pointed and said, “Of course, it’s right there!”

And here’s what we saw:

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(For the visually impaired, the part says “OIL”… but upside-down.)

 

Random Riddle: 11-30-2014

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Nov 302014
 
I can be huge.
Or unusually small.
Kids use me daily.
Makes tales that are tall.

I can be real.
Or just a nice dream.
If you just use this thing.
Real – anything could seem.

I could be a monster.
Or an invention of times.
You can use me to think of ideas.
Or plot out huge crimes.

Without me, you’re dull.
Just don’t even try.
I just have one more thing left.
Do you know who am I?
 

Riddle

 

Joke Of The Day: Middle East Assignment

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Nov 302014
 
Rubber Chicken A disappointed soft drink salesman returned from his Middle East assignment. His boss asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Arabs?”

The salesman explained, “When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very sure to make a good sales pitch as our product was virtually unknown there. I didn’t know to speak Arabic, so I planned to convey the message through three posters. My first poster was a man crawling through the hot desert sand, totally exhausted and panting. Second, the man is drinking our soft drink and third, our man is now totally refreshed. Then these posters were pasted all over the place”

“That should have worked,” said the boss.

The salesman replied, “Well, not only did I not speak Arabic, but I didn’t realize that Arabs read from right to left.”

 

 

French Inventor Develops Pills To Make Farts Smell Like Chocolate

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Nov 292014
 

French Inventor Develops Pills To Make Farts Smell Like Chocolate

French inventor Christian Poincheval has a new product just in time for Christmas, a pill that will make farts smell like chocolate! Poincheval has been working on his earth-shattering invention for eight years now.

According to Poincheval’s website, the idea for the pills apparently came from a dinner with friends during which nobody could stop farting.

“We were at table with friends and after a hearty meal, we almost suffocated as our farts were smelly,” Poincheval writes. “The winds were not very pleasant for our fellow diners. I had to do something.”

You can buy these pills for ten euros. There’s also a special powdered version for dog farts.

Christian Poincheval is a 65-year-old French inventor who has dedicated the past eight years of his life to making farts smell better.

He claims that his Lutin Malin — which translates to “crafty imp” — line of pills ease digestion and “perfume” farts into smelling like roses or violets. Poincheval claims that his newest creation, just in time for the holidays, makes farts smell like chocolate.

According to Poincheval’s website, the idea for the pills apparently came from a dinner with friends during which nobody could stop farting.

“We were at table with friends and after a hearty meal, we almost suffocated as our farts were smelly,” Poincheval writes. “The winds were not very pleasant for our fellow diners. I had to do something.”

That horrific dinner, in which a group of several adults seemingly farted uncontrollably in a public space, inspired Poincheval to fix flatulence forever. He claims the pills are made from organic ingredients like blueberries, fennel and seaweed and that he sells “several hundred a month.”

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How To Of The Day: How To Talk To Your Barber

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Nov 292014
 

Sick of getting terrible haircuts? This video from Art of Manliness helps learn the lingo for the perfect cut, every time.

Learn how to talk to your barber so you get the haircut you want. Thanks to Hudson Hawk Barbershop in Springfield, MO for their help on this video.

 

Getting the perfect haircut is surprisingly difficult, especially if you’re trying out a new barber. The Art of Manliness guides you through getting the perfect cut by simply knowing the right lingo.

If you don’t know the vocabulary, trying to tell the barber what you want is next to impossible. So, it’s good to know what to tell you barber what you want in the right order. The process here is pretty simple:

  1. Tell the barber the general style you want
  2. Tell them exactly how much you want taken off
  3. Tell them if you want a taper or not
  4. Tell them the type of neckline you want
  5. Tell them if you want texture
  6. Tell them how you want your arches
  7. Tell them how you want your sideburns

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Random Riddle: 11-29-2014

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Nov 292014
 
I’m assumed to be a gift that’s priceless, that can’t be bought or sold.
My value is far greater than a mountain made of gold.

What am I?
 

Riddle

 

Joke Of The Day: Riding The Bus

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Nov 292014
 
Rubber Chicken A husband and wife were waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes.

When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.

After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, “Why don’t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.”

The blind man replies, “If you would’ve put a rubber at the end of your STICK… we’d be riding on the bus!

 

 

Heartbroken Dog Waits At The Hospital For An Owner Who Will Never Return

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Nov 282014
 

Every day a devoted brown Dachshund named Masha has been waiting at a Siberian hospital for her owner who died a year ago. Heartbroken Masha has been visiting the Novosibirsk District Hospital Number One for the past two years, ever since her owner, a pensioner from the village of Dvurechie, was admitted. Masha was his only visitor. She would go away at night to guard their house and return to the hospital in the morning to keep the man company.

It seems that love is more an animal concept than a human one.

Heartbroken Dog Waits At The Hospital For An Owner Who Will Never Return

Sadly, the man died a year ago but the loyal dog continues to show up every day, presumably because she believes he’s still there, or because she has nowhere else to go. With her undying loyalty, Masha has managed to worm her way into the hearts of the hospital staff. They now ensure that a warm bed and food await her whenever she arrives. They hope that she’ll be able to recover from her sadness and be able to find a new home.

She is waiting for him, for her owner,” said nurse Alla Vorontsova. “Just recently a family tried to adopt her, but Masha ran away and returned to the hospital. She was taken on Friday evening, and at 3am on Saturday she was back here.”

“You see her eyes, how sad they are – it’s not the usual shiny eyes for when a dog is happy,” said chief doctor Vladimir Bespalov. “You can see this in animals in the same way as with people. There is no medicine that can help her, but we are still hoping that Masha will be able to find another owner. One day, our Masha will trust somebody.”

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