Joke Of The Day: Baby Pumpkin

Rubber Chicken A mama pumpkin and a baby pumpkin were on the way to the beach. While they were crossing the street, the baby pumpkin was run over by a speeding car. Mama pumpkin caught a cab and rushed baby pumpkin to the nearest hospital. Baby pumpkin was taken to the operation room and the doctors worked on him for several hours. After what seemed like eternity, Mama pumpkin saw a doctor come out of the operation room.

The doctor said, “The good news is that your baby has survived the operation and will live. But he is going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life”.