Questions To Ponder

Questions To Ponder
  1. If a deaf kid swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
  2. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
  3. Is there another word for synonym?
  4. Isn’t a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
  5. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
  6. Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
  7. What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
  8. Is it possible to be totally partial?
  9. What’s another word for thesaurus?
  10. When it rains, why don’t sheep shrink?
  11. Why is the word abbreviation so long?
  12. When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
  13. Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
  14. Why are there interstate freeways in Hawaii?
  15. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
  16. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
  17. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
  18. Why is it that when we transport something by car, it’s called shipment, but when we transport something by ship, it’s called cargo?