Joke Of The Day: What A Difference A Generation Makes

Rubber Chicken What a Difference a Generation Makes…

1970s: Long Hair
2000s: Longing for hair

1970s: The perfect high
2000s: The perfect high yield mutual fund

1970s: Keg
2000s: EKG

1970s: Acid Rock
2000s: Acid Reflux

1970s: Moving to California because it’s cool
2000s: Moving to California because it’s warm

1970s: Growing pot
2000s: Growing pot belly

1970s: Watching John Glenn’s historic flight with your parents
2000s: Watching John Glenn’s historic flight with your children

1970s: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
2000s: Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor

1970s: Seeds and stems
2000s: Roughage

1970s: Our president’s struggle with Fidel
2000s: Our (former) president’s struggle with fidelity

1970s: Paar
2000s: AARP

1970s: Killer weed
2000s: Weed killer

1970s: Hoping for a BMW
2000s: Hoping for a BM

1970s: The Grateful Dead
2000s: Dr. Kevorkian

1970s: Getting out to a new, hip joint
2000s: Getting a new hip joint

1970s: Rolling Stones
2000s: Kidney stones

1970s: Being called into the principal’s office
2000s: Calling the principal’s office

1970s: Screw the system!
2000s: Upgrade the system

1970s: Peace sign
2000s: Mercedes logo

1970s: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2000s: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1970s: Passing the driver’s test
2000s: Passing the vision test

1970s: Whatever
2000s: Depends