Joke Of The Day: Stuttering

Rubber Chicken While waiting at the bus stop, a man with a stutter asked another, “E-e-excuse m-me, w-w-what t-time is it?”

The other man didn’t reply. Again, the man asked, “E-excuse m-m-me, c-can y-you t-t-tell me w-what t-time it is?”

Once again, the other man didn’t reply. The man with the stutter got angry and stormed off.

A third man, having witnessed the whole ordeal, asked the silent man, “Why didn’t you just answer the man’s question?”

The silent man said, “Th-there w-w-would have b-been a f-fight.”

 

 

Kate Upton Zero Gravity Photo Shoot

Kate Upton Zero Gravity Photo Shoot

Kate Upton posed in zero gravity conditions wearing a gold bikini for the 50th Anniversary Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. The photo shoot took place in a Zero Gravity Plane, known as G-FORCE ONE, at the Space Coast Regional Airport at Cape Canaveral in Florida.

She’s out of this world! Kate Upton poses in her tiny gold bikini as she spins around an aircraft in zero gravity conditions on a photo shoot for Sports Illustrated

Kate Upton posed in zero gravity conditions wearing a gold bikini for the 50th Anniversary Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. The photo shoot took place in a Zero Gravity Plane, known as G-FORCE ONE, at the Space Coast Regional Airport at Cape Canaveral in Florida.

ZERO-G is the first and only FAA- approved provider of commercial weightless airline flights for the public.

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Her blonde curls swung around her face as the 21-year-old model floated in space – in conditions perfected to allow astronauts to train for their missions.

Video showed Kate attempting to keep her curves inside her tiny swimsuit as she twisted and turned, while assistants threw accessories her way.

Water droplets floated around her face as she smiled for the camera.

With a hair stylist to keep her locks under control, make-up artist, photographers, videographers and editors all onboard, there was a crowd watching as grinning Kate proved ever the professional.



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Horse Powered Treadmill Log Splitter

Horse Powered Treadmill Log Splitter

 
You can get more economical than this. It runs on water and hay.

Unlike wind and solar energy, a horse treadmill provides energy on demand – without relying on the sun shinning or the wind blowing. Energy can be stored as compressed air without environmental impact or as electricity by charging batteries. Process firewood by powering a saw and log splitter with the horse treadmill. Cool your drinks by making ice for your ice box, or make 5 gallons of ice cream for your next party. The Horse Treadmill will astonish your quests with its simple design while showing your energy independence and environmental consciousness AND ITS GOOD FOR THE HORSE

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