Joke Of The Day: Loud Music

Rubber Chicken Life just gets better as you get older doesn’t it?

I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart.

The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs I started to feel much better.

I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me.
I suddenly remembered that I was listening to the music on my I-pod.

This is what happens when old people start using technology.

 

 

Spot The Jerk

One of these is a self-absorbed, arrogant, classless, and clueless jerk.

– Can you tell which one it is?

If you cannot, then you are probably cursed with the defective “D” chromosome and can expect to become a Communist and a liar, if you aren’t already.

Spot The Jerk

via Theo Spark

 

Bears Acting Like Humans

Enjoy!

Bears are well know for their intelligence. It seems that being arround humans made these fluffy creatures behave more and more like we do. Bears swim like humans, walk like humans, sit like humans, play like humans and more. Check out this compilation of funny bears behaving like people.

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