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A wife comes home to ask her husband if she can get a boob job.
Wife: “Honey, I would like to get a boob job. Don’t you think I would look nice with a larger bra size?” Husband: “I would like that, but how much is it going to cost?” Wife: “It will cost about $5,000.” Husband: “That is kind of expensive. Why don’t you try the toilet paper method first.” Wife: “What is the toilet paper method?” Husband: “Well, you take some toilet paper and rub it between your breasts.” Wife: “How does that work?” Husband: “I am not really sure how it works, but it worked pretty well on your ass.” |
