Joke Of The Day: The Best Violins

Rubber ChickenThree violin manufactures have all done business for years on the same block in the small town of Cremona, Italy.

After years of peaceful co-existence, the Amati family decided to put a sign in their shop window saying: “We make the best violins in Italy.”

The Guarneri family soon followed suit and put a sign in their window proclaiming: “We make the best violins in the world.”

Finally, the Stradivarius family put a sign out at their shop saying: “We make the best violins on the block.”

 

 

Measuring Your Dumbness With A Ruler

Even though this video has nothing to do with intelligence, you have to admit we all look stupid doing stuff like this.

David Prager and Mauricio Balvanera of Distort use high-speed cameras to capture super slow motion footage of people testing their reaction times with the ruler test in their latest video, “Measuring Your Dumbness With A Ruler.” Previously, we wrote about Distort’s amazing slow motion footage of Last Rites, an incredibly destructive combat robot.

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