Joke Of The Day: Vus Titzuch

Rubber ChickenBarack Hussein Obama calls in the head of the CIA and asks, How come the Jews know everything before we do?”

The CIA chief says, “The Jews have this expression – ‘Vus titzuch?’

Obama says, “Hell, what’s that mean?”

Well, Mr. President”, replies the CIA chief, “It’s a Yiddish expression which roughly translates to “what’s happening”. They just ask each other and they know everything.”

Obama decides to personally go undercover to determine if this is true. He gets dressed up as an Orthodox Jew (black hat, beard, long black coat), and is secretly flown in an unmarked plane to New York, picked up in an unmarked car and dropped off in Brooklyn’s most Jewish neighborhood. Soon a little old man comes shuffling along.

Obama stops him and whispers, “Vus titzuch?”

The old guy whispers back: “Obama is in Brooklyn.”