Sarah Palin: Let Allah Sort It Out

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Aug 312013

“So we’re bombing Syria because Syria is bombing Syria? And I’m the idiot?”Sarah Palin

Common sense at its finest.

Let Allah Sort It Out


“So we’re bombing Syria because Syria is bombing Syria? And I’m the idiot?” – Sarah Palin

* President Obama wants America involved in Syria’s civil war pitting the antagonistic Assad regime against equally antagonistic Al Qaeda affiliated rebels. But he’s not quite sure which side is doing what, what the ultimate end game is, or even whose side we should be on. Haven’t we learned? WAGs don’t work in war.

* We didn’t intervene when over 100,000 Syrians were tragically slaughtered by various means, but we’ll now intervene to avenge the tragic deaths of over 1,000 Syrians killed by chemical weapons, though according to the White House we’re not actually planning to take out the chemical weapons because doing so would require “too much of a commitment.”

* President Obama wants to do what, exactly? Punish evil acts in the form of a telegraphed air strike on Syria to serve as a deterrent? If our invasion of Iraq wasn’t enough of a deterrent to stop evil men from using chemical weapons on their own people, why do we think this will be?

* The world sympathizes with the plight of civilians tragically caught in the crossfire of this internal conflict. But President Obama’s advertised war plan (which has given Assad enough of a heads-up that he’s reportedly already placing human shields at targeted sites) isn’t about protecting civilians, and it’s not been explained how lobbing U.S. missiles at Syria will help Syrian civilians. Do we really think our actions help either side or stop them from hurting more civilians?

* We have no clear mission in Syria. There’s no explanation of what vital American interests are at stake there today amidst yet another centuries-old internal struggle between violent radical Islamists and a murderous dictatorial regime, and we have no business getting involved anywhere without one. And where’s the legal consent of the people’s representatives? Our allies in Britain have already spoken. They just said no. The American people overwhelmingly agree, and the wisdom of the people must be heeded.

* Our Nobel Peace Prize winning President needs to seek Congressional approval before taking us to war. It’s nonsense to argue that, “Well, Bush did it.” Bull. President Bush received support from both Congress and a coalition of our allies for “his wars,” ironically the same wars Obama says he vehemently opposed because of lack of proof of America’s vital interests being at stake.

* Bottom line is that this is about President Obama saving political face because of his “red line” promise regarding chemical weapons.

* As I said before, if we are dangerously uncertain of the outcome and are led into war by a Commander-in-chief who can’t recognize that this conflict is pitting Islamic extremists against an authoritarian regime with both sides shouting “Allah Akbar” at each other, then let Allah sort it out.

– Sarah Palin

Random Riddle: 8-31-2013

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Aug 312013
Mary was making apricot jam. She put all the apricots in the pot and stirred them up. Then she remembered she had to add 1 ounce of lemon juice for every two apricots! How did she figure out how much lemon juice to put?


Joke Of The Day: The Best Violins

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Aug 312013

Rubber ChickenThree violin manufactures have all done business for years on the same block in the small town of Cremona, Italy.

After years of peaceful co-existence, the Amati family decided to put a sign in their shop window saying: “We make the best violins in Italy.”

The Guarneri family soon followed suit and put a sign in their window proclaiming: “We make the best violins in the world.”

Finally, the Stradivarius family put a sign out at their shop saying: “We make the best violins on the block.”



Measuring Your Dumbness With A Ruler

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Aug 302013

Even though this video has nothing to do with intelligence, you have to admit we all look stupid doing stuff like this.

David Prager and Mauricio Balvanera of Distort use high-speed cameras to capture super slow motion footage of people testing their reaction times with the ruler test in their latest video, “Measuring Your Dumbness With A Ruler.” Previously, we wrote about Distort’s amazing slow motion footage of Last Rites, an incredibly destructive combat robot.



Joke Of The Day: Three Sisters

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Aug 302013

Rubber ChickenThree sisters, ages 92, 94, and 96, live together. One night the 96-year-0ld draws a bath. She puts one foot in and pauses. “Was I getting in the tub or out?” she yells.

The 94-year-old hollers back, “I don’t know, I’ll come up to see.” She starts up the stairs and stops. She shouts, “Was I going up or going down?”

The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea, listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, “I sure hope I never get that forgetful”, and knocks on wood for good measure. Then she yells, “I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door.”



9-Year Old Told By Librarian To Step Aside And Let Other Kids Win

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Aug 292013

In Obama’s America we punish those who work hard to achieve something and reward those who don’t.

“If you’re not first, you’re last,” the popular phrase by character Ricky Bobby in the film “Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby,” is being changed to “If you’re first too much, we will make you last” in some parts of the country. Over the past few years, adults are punishing children for succeeding in the supposed name of fairness so that losing kids are being propped up as “winners.”

Take for example 9-year old Hudson Falls, NY resident Tyler Weaver who read 63 books this summer to win the title of top reader of the Hudson Falls Library reading program. Since he was in kindergarten, Tyler has won every competition, a total of 373 books in 5 years. But Tyler’s winning streak might come to an end if library director Marie Gandron has her way.

According to ABC News 10 in New York, Ms. Gandron feels that Tyler needs to recuse himself from future competitions to give other children a chance to win. The contest rules state that, “each child is required to read books at their grade level, and once the child completes the book, a librarian quizzes them on the content to make sure they actually read the book.”

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Welcome To The 21st Century

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Aug 292013

1 – Our Phones ~ Wireless

2 – Cooking ~ Fireless

3 – Cars ~ Keyless

4 – Food ~ Fatless

5 – Tires ~ Tubeless

6 – Dress ~ Sleeveless

7 – Youth ~ Jobless

8 – Leaders ~ Shameless

9 – Relationships ~ Meaningless

10 – Attitude ~ Careless

11 – Babies ~ Fatherless

12 – Feelings ~ Heartless

13 – Education ~ Valueless

14 – Children ~ Mannerless

15 – Everything Has Becoming LESS but still our hopes are endless.

16 – In Fact We Are Speechless

17 – And Obama Has Always Been CLUELESS / CLASSLESS / AND USELESS!

But, Then Again, I Could Be Wrong. A bout The First 16 Things.