Joke Of The Day: Ice Fishing

Rubber ChickenThis guy goes ice fishing, takes out an auger and starts drilling.

LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: There’s no fish there.

Guy goes to another spot and drills.

LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: There’s no fish there, either.

Guy tries a third spot.

LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: Nope. Not there either.

Guy, getting a little nervous: “Are you God?”

LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: No. I’m the arena manager.