Joke Of The Day: The Tired Robber

Rubber ChickenThe judge frowned at the tired robber and said, “Then you admit breaking into the same store on three successive nights?”

”Yes, your honor.”

“And why was that?”

“Because my wife wanted a dress.”

The judge checked his records, “But it says here you broke in three nights in a row!”

“Yes sir. She made me exchange it two times.”