Jan 282013

Rubber ChickenSaint Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gates when two brothers wearing Obama T-shirts arrived.

St. Peter looked out through the Gates and said, “Wait here. I will be right back.”

St. Peter goes over to God’s chambers and tells him who is waiting for entrance.

God says to Peter: “How many times do I have to tell you, you can’t be racist and judgmental here. This is heaven. Everyone is loved. Everyone is a brother. Go back and let them in!”

St. Peter goes back to the Gates, looks around, and lets out a heavy sigh.

He returns to God’s chambers and says “Well, they’re gone.”

“The guys wearing Obama T-Shirts?” asked God.

“No. The Pearly Gates.”



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