Steve Vaus – Come And Take It

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Jan 312013

Steve Vaus has a new song out with a message for the socialist hemorrhoid with ears.

The President and members of Congress have been making a lot of noise about taking our guns. It’s time they hear from us.


1921: The World’s Greatest Kisser

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Jan 312013

Ah, the good old days!

1921 : The World's Greatest Kisser

Though Monsieur Brulé wasn’t much to look at, his aggressive technique allowed him to get a leg up on the competition.

André Brulé, stage exquisite, has been acclaimed the champion kisser of the world. By vanquishing 80 aspirants, including Americans, Russians, Italians, Spanish and French, he won the award from a committee of beauties of the younger set at Biarritz. In the course of the contest he is said to have turned an unprecedented number of feminine heads.Berenger, whose esthetic and manly beauty played havoc at Deauville, was second.

According to the jury, Brulé’s perfect kiss was according to the following procedure. He took careful aim, and then with his right arm waistward and his left foot used as a pivot, swung suddenly, implanting the kiss exactly in the middle of the mouth. The advantage of this method, which, it is declared, requires long practice, is that the girl has no time to escape.

Berenger’s style consists in seizing the chin softly but firmly in the left hand, while the right hand behind the neck insinuates the head forward.

The jury styled the American kisses as “flaccid,” the Russian “eruptive,” the Italian “burning,” the English “tepid,” the Spanish “vampirish” and the French “chaste.”

The osculatory contest was held in the dance hall casino. It was watched by the queen of Spain and an imposing array of Spanish and British royalty. Brule’s reward was a diamond scarfpin subscribed by the beauties.


Random Riddle: 1-31-2013

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Jan 312013

All the words can be used as both nouns and verbs

Hold your mouse over for the answer.

What do these words have in common: age, blame, curb, dance, evidence, fence, gleam, harm, interest, jam, kiss, latch, motion, nest, order, part, quiz, rest, signal, trust, use, view, win, x-ray, yield, zone?



Jan 302013


Henson Ong, a Legal Immigrant and American Patriot, speaks on the 2nd Amendment.

The 2nd Amendment is a doomsday provision, one designed only exceptionally rare when all other rights have failed. A free people can only afford to make this mistake once. ~ Henson Ong

Pass this on.


Fobus Thumb Release Holster

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Jan 302013

This is the only kind of gun control I favor.

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The DB level 2 retention holster gives the carrier instant access to the handgun, together with the extra security provided by the thumb release lever mechanism. The Fobus DB series is available for the following models:

GLOCK 19/17
GL0CK 26
H&K USP Compact
SIG 226
Springfield XD
Beretta 92F

Tortoise Survives For 30 Years Locked In A Storeroom

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Jan 302013

Great story!

Manuela the tortoise

Manuela the tortoise has been found alive – after more than 30 years locked in a storeroom.

She was finally spotted after being put out for the binmen in a box of rubbish.

And last night she was reunited with her amazed owners as they described her survival as “incredible”.

Manuela vanished from her home in Rio de Janeiro in 1982 and was given up as lost forever despite a lengthy search.

Her owners assumed she had crawled away after builders working on the house left the front door open.

It was only after dad Leonel Almieda died earlier this month that his children began clearing out a second-floor room he had filled with broken electrical items and always kept locked.

Son Leandro was astonished to find Manuela shuffling around in a cardboard box containing an old record player.

He told Brazil’s Globo G1 website: “I put the box on the pavement for the binmen to collect, and a neighbour said, ‘You’re not throwing the tortoise out as well are you?’ I looked and saw Manuela.

“And at that moment I turned white. I just could not believe what I was seeing.”

His sister Lenita, who had been given the tortoise as a childhood pet, said: “Everything my father thought he could fix, he picked up and brought home.

“If he found an old television he thought he might be able to use a part of it to fix another one in the future, so he just kept accumulating things.

“We never dared go inside that room.

“We are all thrilled to have Manuela back. But none of us can understand how she managed to survive for 30 years in there – it’s just unbelievable.”

Local vet Jeferson Pires explained that Manuela is a red-footed tortoise, a species that can go for up to three years without eating.

He said she may have survived by nibbling termites from the wooden floor and licking condensation off smooth surfaces.

He added: “They are particularly resilient creatures.”


Random Riddle: 1-30-2013

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Jan 302013

Brainy and Binary. Or, you can use Reserved and Reversed..

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Can you complete this sentence using words which are anagrams of each other? “At the school recently, only the ___ students could solve the ___ equation.”



Joke Of The Day: Anal Deodorant

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Jan 302013

Rubber ChickenA customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains that they don’t stock them. The man insists that he bought his last one from this store. The assistant passes man on to the pharmacist, who explains that store has never stocked such an item. The man explains he bought his last one from this store only weeks ago and has done for several years. The pharmacist asks man to bring in his last purchase and he will try to match the product.

The following day, the man returns to the pharmacy and shows the deodorant to the pharmacist. The pharmacist asks why the customer thinks this is an anal deodorant, when it is obviously of the underarm stick variety.

The customer explains that instructions on reverse state, “Push up bottom to use.”



The Moon illusion

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Jan 292013

The guys from AsapSCIENCE explain why the moon looks larger if it’s closer to the horizon than if it’s in the middle of the sky.

“Look how big the moon is!” you’ve shouted before. But what if I told you that the moon never really changes size, and it’s simply your brain playing a trick? Find out what The Moon Illusion is, and why it happens!