Cartoon Of The Year: Suicide Of The West

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Dec 312012

Suicide Of The West

Once again this deserves top honors. There isn’t a better illustration of what’s happening in the world right now.



How To Of The Day: How To Open A Beer Bottle Without An Opener

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Dec 312012

Just in time for New Year’s Eve.

Quick and Simple Life Hacks — Beer Edition. We will show you 6 ways to open a bottle just in case you lost your opener.

1. How to open a beer with a Counter Top – Place the seam of the cap along a hard edge that don’t be damaged and give the bottle a hard tap right on top.

2. How to open a beer with a key – Take your car key and pop out 3 or 4 prongs in the cap twisting each time and then push up.

3. Open beer with another bottle – Flip another bottle upside down and connect the caps at the seam, leverage the upside bottle over your hand and open it.

4. Open beer with a dollar bill or paper – Take some currency and fold it over several times until its hard to bend. Then grab your bottle and place the bill under the lip of the cap. Using your knuckle as leverage pop that sucker off and make it rain.

5. Open a bottle with a drawer – Place the bottle under the lip of a handle and simply pull down in a fast motion.

6. The old lighter trick. No explanation needed.

Joke Of The Day: The Three Wise Men

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Dec 312012

Rubber ChickenIn a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill and talent in its creation. One small feature bothered me though. The three wise men were wearing firemen’s helmets.

Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left.

At a “Quik Stop” on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, “You darn Yankees never do read the Bible!”

I assured her that I did, but simply couldn’t recall anything about firemen in the Bible. She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a particular passage.

Sticking it in my face she said, “See, it says right here, ‘The three wise men came from afar.'”



Random Riddle: 12-30-2012

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Dec 302012

A Match

Hold your mouse over for the answer.

Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red.

What am I?



While the Rest of the Country Suffers… Obama Gives Joe Biden and Congress a Raise

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Dec 292012

Do you smell that? That stench in Washington? Fiscal Cliff my ass! It’s time to storm the Bastille!

Under Obama the median US household income has dropped $4,520 a year but that didn’t stop him from giving Joe Biden and Congress a raise.

Barack Obama issued an executive order giving a pay raise to Joe Biden and members of Congress.
The Weekly Standard reported:

President Barack Obama issued an executive order to end the pay freeze on federal employees, in effect giving some federal workers a raise. One federal worker now to receive a pay increase is Vice President Joe Biden.

According to disclosure forms, Biden made a cool $225,521 last year. After the pay increase, he’ll now make $231,900 per year.

Members of Congress, from the House and Senate, also will receive a little bump, as their annual salary will go from $174,000 to 174,900. Leadership in Congress, including the speaker of the House, will likewise get an increase.

Meanwhile… For the rest of America, median household income has dropped $4,520, or about one month’s average wages, since President Obama took office


“Whirled Beat”

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Dec 292012

“Rhythm is something you either have or don’t have, but when you have it, you have it all over.” ~ Elvis Presley


If you’re a drummer like me, you will most definitely be left amazed and in awe at what you’re about to see. But even if you have no music ability whatsoever, what you’re about to watch will still likely make your jaw drop.

The video was posted in September, but it’s just now starting to go viral. It’s titled “‘Whirled Beat’ 10-year-old boy drumming washing machine.” Yes, it’s a young boy using a washing machine as a drum. And yes, it is incredible.