Joke Of The Day: The Lone Ranger and Tonto Jokes Oct 252012 The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trail all day. When they had stopped to take a rest Tonto placed his ear to the ground and listened. “Buffalo come,” remarked Tonto. “How can you tell, Tonto?” asked the Lone Ranger. “Face sticky.” Related Sorry, the comment form is closed at this time.