Joke Of The Day: A Slow Day At The Telegram Office

Rubber ChickenOn a slow day with few customers, a clerk at a telegram office looks down from her counter and sees a dog waiting in line.

“Oh, aren`t you cute?” she says. “What would you like me to put on your telegram?”

“Bow wow wow, Bow wow wow,” the dog replies.

The clerk says in a cutesy voice, “But you can add another `Bow wow wow` for the same price.

“The dog responds, “Now wouldn`t that sound a little silly?”