Jokes Joke Of The Day: How Do You Catch A Polar Bear? October 4, 2012August 31, 2012 gags Q: How do you catch a polar bear? A: First, you cut a large, round hole in the ice. Next, you place enough peas around the hole to completely surround the hole. Then, when the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the icehole.
Q: How do you catch a polar bear?