Joke Of The Day: How Do You Catch A Polar Bear? Jokes Oct 042012 Q: How do you catch a polar bear? A: First, you cut a large, round hole in the ice. Next, you place enough peas around the hole to completely surround the hole. Then, when the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the icehole. Related Sorry, the comment form is closed at this time.