Joke Of The Day: Five Doctors

Rubber ChickenFive doctors went to on a duck hunt: a GP, a pediatrician, a psychiatrist, a surgeon, and a pathologist.

After a while a bird came winging overhead, the GP raised his shogun but didn’t shoot because he wasn’t sure if it was a duck or not. The pediatrician also raised his gun, but then he wasn’t sure if it was a male or female duck, so he didn’t shoot. The psychiatrist raised his gun and then thought, I know that’s a duck, but does the duck know it’s a duck?” The surgeon was the only one who shot. Boom!! He blew it away. Then he turned to the pathologist and said, “Go see if that was a duck.”

The Obamaphone Lady

So if you missed it, here it is. This is the viral video of a woman bragging that she supports Barack Hussein Obama’s re-election because he “gave us a phone”. Can you say 47%?

It’s no wonder why we’re losing the country! God help us!

“Keep Obama as president. He gave us a phone.”

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