Random Riddle: 9-30-2012

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Sep 302012
 

$1.19. Three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies.

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What’s the largest amount of money you can have in change (U.S. currency) and still not have change for a dollar?

Joke Of The Day: Five Doctors

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Sep 302012
 

Rubber ChickenFive doctors went to on a duck hunt: a GP, a pediatrician, a psychiatrist, a surgeon, and a pathologist.

After a while a bird came winging overhead, the GP raised his shogun but didn’t shoot because he wasn’t sure if it was a duck or not. The pediatrician also raised his gun, but then he wasn’t sure if it was a male or female duck, so he didn’t shoot. The psychiatrist raised his gun and then thought, I know that’s a duck, but does the duck know it’s a duck?” The surgeon was the only one who shot. Boom!! He blew it away. Then he turned to the pathologist and said, “Go see if that was a duck.”

Sep 292012
 

So if you missed it, here it is. This is the viral video of a woman bragging that she supports Barack Hussein Obama’s re-election because he “gave us a phone”. Can you say 47%?

It’s no wonder why we’re losing the country! God help us!

“Keep Obama as president. He gave us a phone.”

Joke Of The Day: The Couple

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Sep 292012
 

Rubber ChickenThe couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar.

“Elliot,” she said, pointing “do you see that man downing bourbon at the bar?”

The husband looked over and nodded.

“Well,” the woman continued, “he’s been drinking like that for 10 years, ever since I jilted him!”

The husband returned to his meal. “Nonsense,” he said, “even that’s not worth so much celebrating!”