A flock of crows dropped out of the tree and started eating the farmer’s sandwich. The biggest crow grabbed the baloney out of the sandwich, flew to the plow handle, and ate the whole thing. When the farmer came back, all the crows flew away except the one on the plow because he was too heavy to fly. Out of desperation, he leaped off the plow handle and fell to his death.
Moral: Don’t fly off the handle when you’re full of baloney!