Civics 101

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Jun 302012
 

A black kid asks, “Dad, what’s Democracy?”

(Wait…the kid doesn’t know who his Dad is… let’s start over….)

A black kid asks his mom, “Mama, what’s a Democracy?”

“Well, son, that’s when whites work every day so we can get all our benefits!”

“But mama, don’t the white people get pissed off about that?”

“Sure they do, but that’s called Racism!”

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Random Riddle

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Jun 302012
 
Your reflection.
Hold your mouse over for the answer.
You can see nothing else. When you look in my face I will look you in the eye and I will never lie.

What am I?

Joke Of The Day

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Jun 302012
 

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said “That’s no problem. How many do you want?”

The man answered, “Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces.”

The pharmacist said, “That won’t do you any good.”

The elderly gentleman said, “That’s alright. I don’t need them for sex anymore as I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don’t pee on my shoes.”

I’m Farming and I Grow It

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Jun 292012
 

Enjoy!

Three brothers from Saline County took a break from harvest to make a music video. They wrote their own words to the LMFAO song ‘I’m sexy and I know it’. Their version is ‘I’m farming and I grow it’. For three minutes, they sing and dance in the fields and among cattle.

Greg, Nathan and Kendal Peterson created the video and the group known as “Peterson Farm Bros”. The goal is to promote agriculture and the importance of it.

The brothers say they owe all of their sucess to blue collar attitude they picked up in the world of agriculture.

“We didn’t think it would go all over the place, that was a surprise”, says group member Nathan Peterson.

“We haven’t really gone anywhere yet, kind of hesitant to go out in public right now”, adds the head of the group Greg Peterson.

So are the “Peterson Farm Bros” one-hit wonders or is this just one of many hits still to come from the heartland?

“We will probably try and do more, I’m not sure if we can be as good as the first one”, says youngest brother Kendal Peterson.

Greg Peterson said he came up with the lyrics while having a milk shake with close friends; their reaction led him to believe he was on to something.

In three short days the three brothers racked up over a quarter of a million YouTube video hits for their production.

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Random Riddle

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Jun 292012
 
Your own eyes.
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Be you ever so quick, with vision keen, by your eyes, we are never seen. Unless perchance it should come to pass, you see our reflection in a looking glass.

What are we?

Joke Of The Day

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Jun 292012
 

A minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17.”

The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, “Mark has only 16 chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying.”

Chinese Proverb Updated For 2012

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Jun 282012
 

Chinese Proverb:
“Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish… and you feed him for a lifetime.”

Updated Version 2012:
“Give a man a welfare check, a cell phone, cash for his clunker, food stamps, section 8 housing, Medicaid, 100 weeks of unemployment checks, a 40-ounce malt liquor, needles, drugs, contraceptives, and designer Air Jordan shoes… and he will vote Democrat for a lifetime.”