The Obama Economy

The Obama Economy has hit everybody really hard…

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEOs are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn’t afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.