Did you hear about the Frenchman who almost got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre in Paris?
After planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only two blocks away when his Minivan ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such an almost flawless crime, and then make such an obviously stupid error, he replied: “Monsieur, I had no Monet to buy Degas to make de Van Gogh.”
