Joke Of The Day

The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundreds of people swinging a long chain with a watch on the end.

He’s saying, “You’re all in my power…you’re all in my power..”

Fifteen hundred people are going, “Oooo…”

He starts to say it again, “You’re all in my…”, when he accidentally drops the watch.

He says, “Shit.”

It took them two weeks to dig everybody out.