Dec 122011

A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages “An’ whut animal would that be?” he asked the keeper.

“That’s a moose from Canada”, came the reply.

“A moose!!”, exclaimed the Scotsman. “Hoots, mon, if that’s a moose then they must ha’ rats the size of elephants over there!”

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